[Scarlet Lady]

I think we need a "Topic góp ý, request và báo link die" thread

http://vnsharing.site/forum/showthread.php?t=102673

[Do No Evil]

through my briliant detective ability I learn that today is the birthday of the loli in my IELTS class
and I thought this will be the perfect chance to trigger the shit outta that event flag.

I got everything figured out.
I planned the whole thing thoroughly

Im gonna buy this cute as fuck, overpriced bag of cookie at this new cafe/bakery that's recently become popular with teenage girls everywhere.
Im gonna come to class early
and Im gonna hand her that bag of cookies
and tell a joke about how I intentionally mistake her age to be 12
and she's gonna give me a pout while insisting that she is indeed older
and we are gonna have a good time doing our assignment which we alway do together

..........but Heaven decided today is a good day for some cosmic trolling

Just as I was walking out of the cafe, it started to rain.
I sped up my bike out of that alley and BAM, one guy hit me on the way out.
I landed on a puddle but thank God I protected that bag of cookie.

Only 1 and a half hour till tonight's class.
I braced the rain, hurried home, took a shower and changed clothes
but after that hit in the alley my trusty steed refuse to start
so I had to run two block away to borrow my cousin's bike

all that trouble and guess what guys ? My lovely loli didn't come to class today.

And here I am eating all these cookie alone in my room.
The cookies are suppose to be sweet, they said

but I taste nothing.

TL DR There is no God.

[ZenjitsuOshan]

Well, at least it seems like you didnt get hurt or anything. Incidentally, I also got into an accident yesterday.
Most because of the slippery road and my bad handling, scraped mah knee quite badly.
Right in time for my family's trip to Huong Pagoda today and was about to pass by taking me with em.
So I just gauzed it up, "fuck it, I'm going!"

Also nope, my baby sister was there too, so either they gonna let me carry her or nobody will. A few extra kg wont hurt. Yep.

And "fuck, it hurts...", the serum kept leaking out...
But at least I got to play with her, your case is much more pointless, huh?

Moral: One's struggle can only bear fruit if one got hurt badly. It has a price.
Like, in the dimension that you got in on da head, or hospitalized, she would have actually noticed ur effort. Might as well get a patient visit flag.
So...yeah, try better and get gud.

[Do No Evil]

You too
Get better soon

Hmm sound to me there's more than sisterly love going on there
You are not actually a deviant who's attracted to little girls, are you ?

Like, in the dimension that you got in on da head, or hospitalized, she would have actually noticed ur effort. Might as well get a patient visit flag.

Yeah right I wish

Im the oldest guy in that class and she is 8 years my junior
There isn't anything between us yet. and I don't think she thinks of me as anything more than a classmate.
if I give her too much attention others in the class will be suspicious.

My IELTS class only last for two months.
One month has passed, just another 30 days away and I will never see her again.

Oh why must God torture me so ?

[ZenjitsuOshan]

>says there is no god
>blames that very god when you suffered


Hey, its my real sibling here, and she's still under a year old, one real easy and behaving baby.
So nah, no perversion, if anything other than sisterly, then its motherly love.

Eh? That's too bad. You guys dont really meet anywhere than the class? This kind of relationship sucks. Fleeting.
Do you even want it to last tho? Because since you can be satisfied with 'doing assignment' together, then either ur relation getting progressed, or what happened yesterday doesnt matter.

-If getting progressed doesnt matter then you have 30 days more of satisfying assignment-doing.

-And if it does, then yesterday doesnt, you still have, well again, 30 days more...
Fighting!

[Do No Evil]

Do you even want it to last tho?

Of course I do

It's a night class at an English center
She got school during the day you know

We only know each other for a month, you can't really expect some old dude like me to ask this little girl out after only a month right ?
I don't think you fully understand what an 8-years-gap mean.

Right now we are the top 2 students of the class, so in her eyes im probably a good senpai, probably.
I will try to ask her phone number at the end of next month or something.

She's a smart kid. Im really fond of her.
If we can have a long enough relationship, assuming we ever start one at all.
then when I'm 30 I will have a successful career just in time for her to finish college.

Ah but that's all just pointless daydreaming
Im probably gonna get arrested long before that

but thanks for your encouragement

[ZenjitsuOshan]

I'm not talking only about relation in romantic sense.
Since your interactions seem pretty healthy and enjoyable, so there is no reason you cant hang out with her, take more classes together or the 'friends' thingy. Because you said "another 30 days and I will never see her again.".

So Wife Husbandry? Might as well get a score by funding her studies!
Also why 12-20 and 18-26 seem less acceptable than 16-24 and 22-30?

Hah! Getting arrested? That's still daydreaming!
As if you can even touch her without some endgame chemistry and consent going on.
She aint no pitiful suicidal dumb 200X Facebook attention-whore. So get ur ass movin.

Or is she?
You wouldnt like her in the first place if she is, right?

[Cigarette]

Sorry but I am entirely made of salt right now. The closest friend just got back to the country to get married last weekend. Wedding album all shot in France, Germany, Belarus, Holland, etc. I am not jealous i am not jealous i am not jealous i am not jealous i am not jealous i am not jealous.







...huh, what's this? Romance? Love advice? Miman Renai? Am I at the wrong place?

Seriously though, 1 month of studying together should at least score you a Facebook address to keep you in touch.

[Do No Evil]

hold me homies! I did it!
I bought another bag of cookie yesterday and she accepted it.
Level UP! Relationship +5pts!

She aint no pitiful suicidal dumb 200X Facebook attention-whore.

I asked her if she had a birthday party yesterday and you know what she said ?
"I don't like to celebrate birthdays"
CUTE AS FUCK OH MY GOD

Im so done with innocent loli, mature loli is where it is at.
She doesn't like rom-com or those silly things girls usually like either
She seem like a potential introvert.
I have such good eyes it's scary!

I haven't ask for her FB because I dont have one.
A while back FB ask for my ID and real name to verify the account
I gave them a fake ID and got my fb locked so I never bothered to make another one.

[ZenjitsuOshan]

Miman Renai

Geez, thanks. Do you have a list of niche mangas that correspond any situation out there so you can reference all the time like one sick memester or something?
If so, is there any with same theme but with a (unnessesary) shota and a older (preferably working) woman?
No, i'm not asking because its my fetish or anything, just testing your ability for science.

Accepted? What's about joking that you think she's 12? Pout?
Not liking birthday isnt particularly rare at that 'angsty' age, but its a sign.

Heck, why should i be bothered, this is real life ship, hell if it will work out like my hyperactive imagination. Bad for social health too. Literally encouraging a philia here.