Oikawa Tooru has created a group chat.
Oikawa Tooru has renamed the group chat to Pretty Setter Squad .
Oikawa Tooru has changed his name to AlienBadBoi .
AlienBadBoi : Yoohoo! So I’m creating this group chat so all of us pretty setters can get to know each other better outside of volleyball!
AlienBadBoi has added Kageyama Tobio , Sugawara Koushi , Yahaba Shigeru , Semi Eita , Shirabu Kenjirou , Kozume Kenma and Akaashi Keiji to Pretty Setter Squad .
Kageyama Tobio: OIKAWA-SAN AM I REALLY IN THE PRETTY SETTER SQUAD???
Sugawara Koushi: Yes Kageyama all setters are pretty
AlienBadBoi: Lmao Tobio-chan why are u so surprised???
Kageyama Tobio: Oikawa-san is that you?
AlienBadBoi: Yeah duh who else would I be????
Kageyama Tobio: But your name-handle…
Sugawara Koushi has changed his name to MamaCrow .
MamaCrow: We can change our name-handle! Don’t you know that Kageyama?
Kageyama Tobio: Can I Suga-san??
AlienBadBoi: Lol so uve never done that Tobio-chan? Thats sad
MamaCrow: Hush dont make fun of him!
Kageyama Tobio: Dear Suga-san and Oikawa-san! Please show me how to change my name-handle
AlienBadBoi: Lol why u so formal
Semi Eita has changed his name to SemiSemi .
SemiSemi: You see the arrow on top of the chatbox? Right next to the group’s name?
Kageyama Tobio: Yes…?
SemiSemi: Ok so tap on that. You see a whole list? Choose the one that say “Nicknames”. Find your name in the group chat and just type whatever nickname you can.
Kageyama Tobio has changed his name to Milk .
Milk: Thank you very much Semi-san!
SemiSemi: No problems. But lol no wonder why you’re Oikawa’s junior
AlienBadBoi: STOP SAYING THAT HES NOT MY JUNIOR AND WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
MamaCrow: Hush Oikawa there are first-years here!
Shirabu Kenjirou has changed his name to Shirabun.
SemiSemi: You little shit, so you’re here too
Shirabun: Say you, Semi-san
AlienBadBoi: Lol aren’t the swans so lively today
SemiSemi: Why did you add us to the group chat I thought you dislike us?
AlienBadBoi: Lol I only hate that Ushiwaka bastard u lot are ok
AlienBadBoi: Not to mention pretty as hell
SemiSemi: Uh thanks
Shirabun: EXCUSE YOU BUT USHIJIMA-SAN IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE PREFECTURE AND THIRD BEST IN JAPAN
Milk: But we beat Shiratorizawa
AlienBadBoi: Hah!
Kozume Kenma has changed his name to TokyoGamerCat .
TokyoGamerCat: Yo
Shirabun: SHUT UP YOU CROW
SemiSemi: Stop being a little shit Shirabu
MamaCrow: OI KAGEYAMA IS ONLY A FIRST YEAR. Oh and hi Kenma!
SemiSemi: So? It’s not like he’s in junior high anymore
Milk: But it’s true though
SemiSemi: Oh hi Kozume-san. Yeah it’s true although it’s annoying to admit
Shirabun: I WILL NEVER ACCEPT THAT
TokyoGamerCat: What are we talking about?
AlienBadBoi: Lol don’t mind them kitty the swans are just upset that their eagle lost to a bunch of crows
Milk: Hello Nekoma’s setter
TokyoGamerCat: Hi Karasuno’s
MamaCrow: Is that how you two address each other?
Milk: Yes it’s kind of awkward to call each other even by our surname
Milk: HI KENMA!!!! CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AT NATIONAL!!!
Milk: Sorry that was Hinata boke he stole my phone
TokyoGamerCat: Tell Shoyo I said hi
AlienBadBoi: sooooo have we gotten pass the awkward introduction??? Let’s chat something!!
Shirabun: Whatever you say Ushijima-san will always be the best
SemiSemi: Hate to agree with Shirabu but yeah. Remember that he still represents Japan in the Youth World Championship
AlienBadBoi: Lol but if he play in the Japan team no one is gonna toss to him repeatedly anymore that’s just not Japan style
Shirabun: We’ll see
Yahaba Shigeru has changed his name to YaHOE .
AlienBadBoi: LMAO DIDN’T KNOW YOURE THIS WILD YAHA-CHAN
YaHOE: Oikawa-san please don’t kinkshame me
SemiSemi: You Johsei is like a bunch of walking meme
MamaCrow: Who else is still not on???
TokyoGamerCat: There’s Akaashi but he usually has late practice with Bokuto-san
Akaashi Keiji has changed his name to Mr.Owl.
Mr.Owl: Hi sorry I just got the notification Bokuto-san was really pumped up after we won the Prefecture’s final
TokyoGamerCat: Yeah don’t worry I feel you Kuro is always like that after every single match we won. Why waste your energy if you’re gonna have a match next day?
YaHOE: Oh look, our Tokyo friends are here
Mr.Owl: Hiii
YaHOE: Wait if Fukurodani won the Spring Tournament prelim does that mean Nekoma is out??
TokyoGamerCat: No. Two teams can represent Tokyo. We won too
YaHOE: Oooooooh
AlienBadBoi: So everyone is here!! That’s good we can officially start getting to know each other better now. I’ll start. I’m Oikawa Tooru from Aoba Johsai!
Milk: We all know who you are Oikawa-senpai
AlienBadBoi: HUSH TOBIO-CHAN!! Maybe our Tokyo setters don’t know me not everyone is from Miyagi you know
Mr.Owl: Oikawa, we’ve talked on Facebook
TokyoGamerCat: We do know who you are. Akaashi, Suga-san, you and me were the original pretty setter squad
AlienBadBoi: OMG OK BUT NOW EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE
SemiSemi: Actually we do I’ve talked to Akaashi-san and I became friend with Sugawara-san after the Spring Tournament
Mr.Owl: Yeah and I suggested you added the Shiratorizawa setters
Shirabun: Me and Kozume-san met each other in an online game group and I know Akaashi-san through him
MamaCrow: Lol I think what Oikawa means is that we know who we are but we don’t know each other that well yet
AlienBadBoi: YES THANK YOU MR. REFRESHER
Mr.Owl: Btw the Spring Tournament in Miyagi was all over the Tokyo paper
TokyoGamerCat: Yeah two powerhouses losing to Karasuno is pretty shocking
YaHOE: RUDE SHUT UP THE KARASUNO’S WEIRD QUICK DUO ARE MONSTERS!!
Shirabun: DONT EVEN REMIND ME
Shirabun: Ugh after the match we all had to serve 100 times. My arms were so sore
SemiSemi: If you’ve practised properly during training maybe it wouldn’t be sore
Shirabun: I do practise properly! But I’ve never thought we would lose
MamaCrow: Yeah even I was surprised. But then again, I was surprised that we managed to defeat Johsei
Milk: We’ve worked really hard for it though
MamaCrow: Yes yes! You have no idea how hard we’ve trained over the summer. We barely know each other at first but now look at us! I’m so proud
Milk: But Hinata boke still needs work. His serving and receiving are still horrible
YaHOE: Lol I remember him serving straight to your head in our practice match
AlienBadBoi: AHAHAHAHAHA
Milk: Ugh don’t even remind me it makes me want to yell at that boke now
Milk: But Oikawa-san, why didn’t you invite the Date Tech and Jozenji’s setter?
AlienBadBoi: Moni-chan doesn’t use Facebook and um I don’t know their newest setter that well.
AlienBadBoi: But who tf is the Jozenji’s setter?
MamaCrow: Ouch
AlienBadBoi: omg idk everyone!!!
AlienBadBoi: Lmao I just remembered sthing. Did I tell you guys how me and Tobio first added each other on Facebook?
SemiSemi: One of you sent the friend request and…?
Shirabun: The other one accepted?
TokyoGamerCat: haha exciting
AlienBadBoi: YOU HUSH! So anyway I didn’t give Tobio-chan my Facebook bc I used to dislike him in Junior High lol. Still do but less so esp. since u BEAT THAT USHIWAKA BASTARD HAHA jks I still dislike you crows
AlienBadBoi: But anyway Iwa-chan apparently gave Tobio-chan my fb and guess what HE FREAKING SPAMMED MY INBOX AND MY WALL AND ALL OF MY PHOTOS. HE COMMENTED SHIT LIKE “OIKAWA-SAN PLEASE ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST” OR “Oikawa-san please teach me how to do the jump float serve” AND “Oikawa-san good morning please teach me to spike”
Milk: But you are my senpai and a setter I want to overcome how else am I going to do that if I don’t get to know you better Oikawa-san? At least that is what Iwaizumi-san told me
AlienBadBoi: GODDAMN IT IWA-CHAN
SemiSemi : Lol your junior is such a sweetheart Oikawa sometimes I wish mine was such a cinnamon roll
Shirabun: In your dream
SemiSemi: Honestly you’re not cute at all
Milk: Huh why am I a sweetheart? My heart isn’t sweet
MamaCrow: Don’t take it literally Kageyama he means you’re a lovely junior
Milk: What no I’m just trying to defeat Oikawa-san
Shirabun: Hah! I like him already don’t worry Milk-kun you will get there
AlienBadBoi: TOBIO-CHAN YOU LITTLE BRAT YAHA-CHAN YOU BETTER FUCK UP KARASUNO NEXT YEAR
MamaCrow: OIKAWA THE CHILDREN!!!
AlienBadBoi: HIM SEEING THE WORD FUCK IS NOT GOING TO END THE WORLD CALM DOWN MR. REFRESHING
TokyoGamerCat: What’s even going on…
Mr.Owl: No idea. Arent we doing the introduction thing? I’m Akaashi Keiji, Fukurodani’s official setter
TokyoGamerCat: Kozume Kenma. Nekoma’s
SemiSemi: Semi Eita. Shiratorizawa’s former setter and current pinch server
Milk: I’m still surprised you think I’m pretty Oikawa-san.
AlienBadBoi: HAHAHA ISNT UR SENPAI SO KIND AND SWEET
YaHOE: Stop it im getting the creep
AlienBadBoi: UR SO MEAN!!!
YaHOE: btw I’m Yahaba Shigeru. Next year I’ll be Johsei’s official setter but rn I’m the pinch server
Milk: This makes no sense though we all know who each other are
AlienBadBoi: HUSH AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF
Milk: Uhh… Kageyama Tobio, Karasuno’s official setter
MamaCrow: And the half of our weird quick duo. I’m Sugawara Koushi but people call me Suga. I was Karasuno’s official setter until Kageyama came here
AlienBadBoi: Damn that must have been a shocker
MamaCrow: Huh no not really. Kageyama is a talented setter so I try to support him in all way possible
Milk: SUGA-SAN YOU ARE A GOOD SENPAI
MamaCrow: Haha thanks Kags I’m glad to hear that
AlienBadBoi: urghhh
Milk: ?
YaHOE: Don’t worry Oikawa-senpai is just jealous lol he’s a bit of a tsundere
Milk: Ah I see
AlienBadBoi: NO SHUT UP YAHA-CHAN. Well duh I am his first senpai
SemiSemi: Really? But beforehand you vehemently deny that hes your junior
AlienBadBoi: HES AN ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT
SemiSemi: That makes no sense
SemiSemi: I’m convinced that you’re a tsundere, Oikawa-san
YaHOE: Lol you’re pretty close Semi-san
SemiSemi: Lmao
SemiSemi: But I get you Suga-san, except Shirabu is an ungrateful little shit unlike Kageyama
Shirabun: OI IM STILL HERE
Shirabun: And I’m not ungrateful. I know you have better skills than I am
SemiSemi: I know I’m just teasing
Shirabun: You’re so mean Semi-san
AlienBadBoi: Lmao why does it sound like you’re sulking
SemiSemi: He always sulks
SemiSemi: It would have been cute if he wasn’t filled with salt
AlienBadBoi: Omfg that was not subtle at all Semi-chan
SemiSemi: What I find all of my juniors cute… except Shirabu
Shirabun: And I find all of my seniors helpful… except Semi-san
YaHOE: Lol I don’t think u guys understand the quality of the tea being spilled here
SemiSemi: I’m not unhelpful I just don’t like little brats who do not appreciate their senpais
Shirabun: I do appreciate you Semi-san, your serves, your badly-dyed hair, your ass warming up the benches
SemiSemi: SHIRABU KENJIROU FUCK YOU
YaHOE: HELP IM CRYING
YaHOE: Lol do you trash talk your senpai but add the suffix –san at the end so it’s passive-aggressively respectful?
Shirabun: yeah lol
YaHOE: Same
Shirabun: High-five
AlienBadBoi: YAHABA SHIGERU I WILL BEAT YOU UP
YaHOE: Lmao you can fight me Oikawa-senpai but I will tell mum aka Iwaizumi-senpai
Milk: Why is Iwaizumi-san the mum?
YaHOE: bc locker room on Thursday night is sweatier than usual when Oikawa-senpai and Iwaizumi-senpai are tasked with the cleaning-up duty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shirabun: LMAOOOO
Milk: I don’t get it
MamaCrow: One day you will but that day is not today, Kageyama
AlienBadBoi: STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE THIS WHEN TOBIO-CHAN IS HERE
MamaCrow: Lol why are you so flustered tho Oikawa?
MamaCrow: It’s not like we don’t know you’re dating Iwaizumi
Mr.Owl: Yeah hate to break it to you but our gaydar is pretty strong
TokyoGamerCat: Not to mention all of your status update is about Iwaizumi-san
AlienBadBoi: YOU DON’T HAVE TO EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT
AlienBadBoi: But I supposed it wasn’t even subtle
MamaCrow: Lol nah it’s really obvious
Milk: Ah I see. So you are dating Iwaizumi-senpai. Very interesting
MamaCrow: Even Daichi and I are more discreet than that
Milk: SUGA-SAN ARE YOU AND DAICHI-SAN DATING???
AlienBadBoi: I’m surprised you didn’t pick up on that Tobio-chan but then again you haven’t had friends until high school lol
MamaCrow: Omg um yes we are I mean I thought the whole team knew?
Milk: I DIDN’T
TokyoGamerCat: Ah I see. Karasuno’s setter is quite unaware of his surroundings outside of volleyball
TokyoGamerCat: Which might be why Shoyo is so frustrated about you
Milk: What do you mean tho Nekoma’s setter?
TokyoGamerCat: He’s been trying to ask you out…
Milk: ?
Shirabun: Maybe it’s not funny but I’m laughing nonetheless
MamaCrow: OH MY GOD
Milk: But I don’t understand
Milk: Hinata boke and I have been practicing with each other almost everyday
Milk: Why would he want to go on a date if he can practise his serve and receiving instead? His spikes are good but the rest is crap
YaHOE: SOMEONE PROTECT THIS POOR CHILD
TokyoGamerCat: oh… my… god…
Mr.Owl: I’m out of words
AlienBadBoi: TOBIO-CHAN WHAT THE HELL
Milk: What what did I do something wrong????
MamaCrow: Gracious no. Kageyama, Hinata likes you
Milk: Uh I like him too? I guess? He’s a good friend. But that won’t change the fact that his receives are still crap
MamaCrow: Jesus Christ
Shirabun: Help I can’t breathe
SemiSemi: Lmao are you sure you’re not a shrunk version of Wakatoshi
AlienBadBoi: omg what u mean Semi-chan
Shirabun: So many people asked him out but he couldn’t take the damn hint
SemiSemi: Or they just got freaked out by Tendou and back off
SemiSemi: Once you get to know him, Wakatoshi is actually a misunderstood sweetheart who reads every single ad in the Shonen Jump magazine
Shirabun: He’s just really blunt so everyone thinks he’s cold and cruel. But he’s nice than what everyone makes him out to be
AlienBadBoi: WHAT
AlienBadBoi: Um… ok… sounds fake but ok…
SemiSemi : I don’t ask you to trust us lol. Wakatoshi is the type of person you must really interact with before you getting to know him better
SemiSemi: I used to hate his guts. Now I’m on first name basis with him
SemiSemi: The point is you have to give everyone a chance
AlienBadBoi: Um no. He keeps bugging me about not coming to Shiratorizawa. It gives me the creeps
AlienBadBoi: Also, he calls Seijoh my “worthless pride”
AlienBadBoi: That’s not something I forgive
SemiSemi: I can’t blame you for that. He always says things that are on his mind without thinking if that will offend other people
SemiSemi: I have no idea what he meant when he told you that though, but I apologise, Oikawa
AlienBadBoi: Omg Semi-chan you’re such a sweet little thing! Dw I’m not mad at Shiratorizawa lol. It’s just him I can’t stand
AlienBadBoi: But lol, back to Tobio-chan
AlienBadBoi: As your senpai, I will advise you to talk to Chibi-chan. I know dating isn’t something that’s on your mind, but if you can let him know how you’re feeling, it would be less frustrating for you both
Milk: Uh I still don’t know what’s up with Hinata boke but I will do that. Thank you, Oikawa-san!
YaHOE: Lol ur so wise all the sudden
AlienBadBoi: STOP SHADING ME YAHA-CHAN
MamaCrow: Don’t worry Kageyama! I will help you and Hinata to work it out too
TokyoGamerCat: Well, I do want to see my friend be happy, so I will do what I can with Shoyo too
AlienBadBoi: AWWWW TOBIO-CHAN FINALLY HAS FRIENDS WHO WILL BE BY HIS SIDE I ALMOST SHED A TEAR
YaHOE: Senpai u know u can be a real asshole sometimes
MamaCrow: For real! Kageyama is doing his best!
AlienBadBoi: OMG IT WASN’T MEANT TO BE MEAN! No but for real, outside of volleyball, I’m proud of him
YaHOE: Lol he finally admits that Kageyama is his junior
Milk: DOES THIS MEAN YOU ACCEPT ME, OIKAWA-SAN?
AlienBadBoi: Um yeah but only outside of volleyball. As long as you’re still on the court, we’re rivals
MamaCrow: Lol fair enough
AlienBadBoi has added a picture to the Pretty Setter Squad .
AlienBadBoi: YALL LOOK AT WHAT IWA-CHAN JUST SENT ME!!!
AlienBadBoi has changed his name to IwanoWaifu .
YaHOE: I’m cringing so hard. But nice pic Iwaizumi-senpai
IwanoWaifu: Right right!?? I mean look at those arms I swear to god they can choke me to death
Milk: What’s a Waifu?
MamaCrow: It’s the Japanese pronunciation of the English word “wife”
Milk: Yachi taught me this a couple of days ago. What does it mean again in Japanese?
MamaCrow: It means wife, Kageyama. A female spouse. What your mum is to your dad
IwanoWaifu: AHAHAHA TOBIO-CHAN
SemiSemi: No wonder why he failed the entrance exam to Shiratorizawa
Shirabun: Lmaoooooo
Milk: IT WAS A VERY DIFFICULT EXAM
SemiSemi: It is, I have to admit. If I didn’t have a sport scholarship I wouldn’t be able to make it into Shiratorizawa
SemiSemi: Didn’t you get offered a scholarship by Shiratorizawa too, Oikawa?
IwanoWaifu: I did but no way I would go to the same school as that Ushiwaka bastard. Beside, um I hate to admit this
IwanoWaifu: I would probably die in Shiratorizawa. I’m not exactly the best with school works you know
SemiSemi: Lmao no wonder why you’re Kageyama’s senpai
IwanoWaifu: RUDE
MamaCrow: I thought Seijoh is supposed to be a good school?? I mean being private and all…
IwanoWaifu: Student athletes duh. Beside we’re not as academically competitive as Shiratorizawa
MamaCrow: Oh yeah that’s right
TokyoGamerCat has added a picture to the Pretty Setter Squad .
TokyoGamerCat: Bweehh yall bitches are wrong Kuro has the best physique
IwanoWaifu: WHAT THE FUCK KITTEN
TokyoGamerCat: Kuro, log off my account
TokyoGamerCat: Nuh-uh. Why are you so shy about our relationship? Are you embarrassed or something
TokyoGamerCat: It’s not that. Kuro you idiot
Mr.Owl: Hah I knew it
Milk: I DON’T KNOW THIS???
MamaCrow: Lol everyone knows it
TokyoGamerCat: I’m logging off now~ Tell Four-Eyes-kun I say hi too Suga
MamaCrow: Yeah lol I will
Shirabun: Wait you give him the password to your account?
TokyoGamerCat: Yeah I don’t mind. I have his account too. We have nothing to hide from each other. Kuro and I’ve been together since before Elementary School even
Mr.Owl: #relationshipgoal
Mr.Owl: I suppose Bokuto-san has an amazing body too
Mr.Owl has added a picture to the Pretty Setter Squad .
Mr.Owl: Points proven
IwanoWaifu: Ohoho this is war
IwanoWaifu: Anyone dating anyone? Fess up
YaHOE: Me? I’m still not over the fact that Karasuno’s manager rejected me
MamaCrow: Lol you mean Yachi-chan? Didn’t you throw a ball at her to get her attention during the Spring Tournament?
Shirabun: LMAO A+ FLIRTING
YaHOE: I DIDN’T! I ROLLED A BALL AT HER AND I WAS GONNA ASK HER TO PICK IT UP
YaHOE: BUT MATSU-SENPAI’S BALL GOT DEFLECTED ON A WRONG ANGLE SO IT FLEW TO HER DIRECTION INSTEAD
YaHOE: And the other Karasuno’s manager… Kiyoko-senpai, the hot one, shielded Yachi
YaHOE: And she looked at me like I was dirt under her shoes
YaHOE: IM STILL NOT OVER IT
IwanoWaifu: JESUS CHRIST I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
Shirabun: I’m dead
Milk: Oh yeah! Yachi said something about a pervert from Johsei trying to hit her up but luckily Kiyoko-senpai was there
IwanoWaifu: LMAO DID YOU HEAR THAT YAHA-CHAN I’M CRYING
YaHOE: YOU DON’T HAVE TO SALT MY WOUND, KAGEYAMA
Shirabun: I gotta admit, Karasuno does have cute managers
MamaCrow: They’re out of your league tho
Shirabun: True
YaHOE: I’m so mad why don’t we have cute managers
IwanoWaifu: Mad Dog-chan is cute have u ever tried to ask him out Yaha-chan
YaHOE: Wtf what does Kyotani have to do with all of this?
SemiSemi: Lol why are you being a match-maker Oikawa?
IwanoWaifu: Hehehe it’s my specialty! Tell me SemiSemi, who’s the girl or boy that captures your heart
SemiSemi: Please don’t call me SemiSemi it’s creepy
Shirabun: Lol he can only stand it if Tendou-san calls him SemiSemi
SemiSemi: That’s because he uses it unironically unlike you salty people. I wouldn’t mind if you use it too if you weren’t such a passive aggressive piece of shit
Shirabun : Yeah right, SemiSemi
SemiSemi: Fuck you
IwanoWaifu: Lmao so you’re just gonna evade the question now
SemiSemi: I do have someone who’s small and is pretty but at the same time very rude and disrespectful to their senior
Shirabun: It’s amazing how that person manages to stand you, Semi-san
IwanoWaifu: Lol fess up you two
SemiSemi: That’s all I’m gonna tell you about said person. Also, this person is a smart-ass piece of shit
Shirabun: All I’ll tell you about my person is that he has soft lips and is a good kisser
IwanoWaifu: Aha!
IwanoWaifu has changed his name to AlienBadBoi.
YaHOE: Lol why aren’t u Iwaizumi-senpai’s waifu anymore Oikawa-senpai?
AlienBadBoi: Lol dw I set it in me and Iwa-chan’s private chat. I love Iwa-chan but aliens still rock so
AlienBadBoi: Lol I can almost tell who you swans might be talking about. It has to be someone from Shiratorizawa right?
TokyoGamerCat: I think it’s someone closer to us than that but ok
Mr.Owl: Yeah. Am I correct to assume that your person is male?
SemiSemi: Yeah. A pretty boy
AlienBadBoi: Lmaooooo I get what you mean now Kitty
YaHOE: Lol I’m now convinced that all the setters are not straight
Shirabun: You included?
YaHOE: Lol that’s what I’d like to find out
AlienBadBoi: Maybe u should try it with Mad Dog-chan *wink wink*
YaHOE: Oikawa-senpai pls stop trying to set me up with Kyotani it’s not gonna work. Beside, that idiot is not into anything except volleyball
MamaCrow: Lmao Kageyama 2.0
Milk: What but I’m nothing like that guy!
AlienBadBoi: Keep telling yourself that Tobio-chan lmao
YaHOE: So um how exactly are we gonna get to know each other? We’ve been talking a lot of random stuff but it’s getting nowhere
Shirabun: Right
MamaCrow: I know! Why don’t we do a round FMK? Well the sfw version that we play in Karasuno is KMK tho
AlienBadBoi: LMAO you finally show your true colour Mr. Refreshing
MamaCrow: This is between us ok Kageyama you better not tell Daichi
AlienBadBoi: BOI I WAS SO WRONG ABOUT YOU SUGAWARA KOUSHI
Milk: Um yes sure?
Milk: But what’s FMK?
SemiSemi: Fuck Marry Kill. Kinda like Kiss Marry Kill but instead of Kissing we’re Fucking
Milk: OOOoooh that game. I’m in
TokyoGamerCat: I don’t have any objection
Mr.Owl: Same
AlienBadBoi: lmao some of u are definitely not as innocent as I thought. Oh well that leaves me no choice but to protect Tobio-chan like a good senpai I am
Milk: It’s ok Oikawa-san I will think it is still Kissing and not F*cking
AlienBadBoi: omg he even censors it what a cutie
MamaCrow: Let’s decide on a starting order shall we?
MamaCrow:
https://www.random.org/lists/
MamaCrow: I will put your name in here and click generate 10 times
Milk: Why 10?
MamaCrow: BECAUSE THAT’S HINATA’S SHIRT NUMBER!!!
Milk: omg
AlienBadBoi: Lol
MamaCrow: I will screenshot the list that got generated now!
MamaCrow has added a picture to the Pretty Setter Squad .
MamaCrow: I’ll be going first! FMK Ukai, Washijou and Nekomata
SemiSemi: Jesus fuck
SemiSemi: I would be lying if I say I don’t want to kill Coach but at the same time I don’t
Shirabun: Who tf is Nekomata?
TokyoGamerCat: Nekoma’s coach…
Shirabun: What a fitting name hah
MamaCrow has added 3 pictures to Pretty Setter Squad .
MamaCrow: That’s them! Tbh I would fuck coach Ukai, marry coach Nekomata and kill Washijou. I don’t like cranky old men lol
AlienBadBoi: HELP I CANT BREATHE
AlienBadBoi: MR. REFRESHING YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMAZE ME
AlienBadBoi: lol I guess I will pick the same assortment as you are. Idk coach Nekomata that well but he seems like my grandpa hah
Milk: I guess same? I mean the Shiratorizawa coach freaks me out
YaHOE: Lol same I gotta admit the Karasuno coach is kinda like a thug but a hot thug
Mr.Owl: Yeah I’ll have to pick the same choices
TokyoGamerCat: Same here
SemiSemi: um Coach is not actually *that* bad if you train with him. But lol I guess I’ll kill him too cuz he replaced me with Shirabu, although I understand his thinking
Shirabun: Ugh I guess me too. I mean I’m glad he let me be the official setter and all but his punishments are harsh
Shirabun: Coach is a bit of a traditionalist. Poor Goshiki hah
SemiSemi: Lol that’s the fate of the next Shiratorizawa’s ace
Shirabun: You think? I have to take care of that little snot now. He’s good but he’s even more hot-headed than the two of us combined
SemiSemi: I think you’re exaggerating it a bit. Goshiki is a good kid. Maybe you just need to be more… understanding instead of being so passive aggressive around him lmao
Shirabun: Not in a million years. That kid hero-worships Ushijima-san more than I do and he doesn’t listen to me
SemiSemi: Lol so now you understand how I feel
SemiSemi: Anyway who’s next?
Mr.Owl: That’s me. FMK Karasuno’s managers and the captain of Karasuno’s girls volleyball team
MamaCrow: DON’T YOU DARE SAYING THE WORD “FUCK” RIGHT NEXT TO OUR PRECIOUS MANAGER!!!
MamaCrow: BC HONESTLY IF I CAN’T GET TOGETHER WITH DAICHI, I WILL MARRY SHIMIZU SO ALL OF YOU CAN FUCK OFF. Wait no. Fine I’ll fuck Shimizu, marry Yachi and kill Yui
AlienBadBoi: Lmao I’m p sure the two volleyball captains used to date each other
AlienBadBoi: U jelly, Mr. Refresher?
MamaCrow: Um no I just love both of our managers very much
AlienBadBoi: Yeah lmao keep telling urself that
TokyoGamerCat: Judging from their facebook’s pictures
TokyoGamerCat: I’ll fuck the older manager, kill the younger manager and marry the captain
Milk: Um I will marry Kiyoko-senpai, f*ck Yachi and kill Michimiya-senpai
SemiSemi: I will fuck Karasuno’s oldest manager, marry the captain and kill the younger manager
Shirabun: Same
MamaCrow: EXCUSE ME RUDE YACHI-CHAN IS A LOVELY GIRL
Shirabun: Lol sorry but I’m not into younger girls
AlienBadBoi: Yeah I will fuck Karasuno’s manager too. Kiyoko is a total sexy babe beside Iwa-chan of course. Then um I’ll marry the captain and kill the younger manager?
YaHOE: IN MY DREAM I WOULD BE MARRYING YACHI RIGHT NOW. And um I will fuck Kiyoko-san and kill the captain
AlienBadBoi: EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT KIYOKO IGNORES ME. SHES THE ONLY GIRL WHO ISNT CHARMED BY MY BEAUTY
MamaCrow: OF COURSE SHE WOULDN’T. SHIMIZU IS A GODDESS TO US MERE MORTALS
MamaCrow: I WILL PROTECT SHIMIZU FROM YOU DIRTY ANIMALS
YaHOE: Why tf does Karasuno get the cute and sexy girls at their managers??? This is so unfair why are all the cute girls at Karasuno?
Mr.Owl: Well I thought the girls at Fukurodani are cute too…
MamaCrow: They are! Most girls are very pretty
AlienBadBoi: Lmaoooooooooo ok u keep telling urself that Mr. Refresher
TokyoGamerCat: I don’t really pay attention to girls, but I do admit that Karasuno’s oldest manager is very pretty
MamaCrow: IKR! We’re so fortunate to have her
AlienBadBoi: Who’s next? Oh it’s me! FMK Sawamura, Bokuto and Ushiwaka. I’ll definitely kill that Ushi bastard no regrets. Lol I guess I’ll marry the Owl and fuck the Crow
MamaCrow: I’m gonna fuck Daichi, marry Bokuto and kill Ushiwaka
Milk: Suga-san I would have thought you would marry Daichi-san?
AlienBadBoi: Dick so good bitches™ come back for second
MamaCrow: Bokuto isn’t a bad person!
AlienBadBoi: k but the point is you’d rather not marry Sawamura than to give up his dick lmao
MamaCrow: It’s just a game I’m not gonna do it irl!!
SemiSemi: I will fuck Wakatoshi, marry Bokuto and kill Sawamura. Bokuto seems like a funny person
Shirabun: I guess I’ll pick the same option as Semi-san
Mr.Owl: I’ll fuck Bokuto-san and marry Sawamura-san and kill Ushiwaka. No shame, Suga-sna
TokyoGamerCat: I’ll fuck Sawamura, marry Bokuto and kill Ushijima
YaHOE: tbh I would fuck Ushiwaka tho he seems like the type that’s good in bed
AlienBadBoi: JESUS I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK
SemiSemi: lmao you think? He’s the exact opposite of that. Don’t ask me how I know I got this from a friend. Kissing him, apparently, is like kissing a rock
AlienBadBoi: LMAO THE TEA IS SO HOT
SemiSemi: But I’d think Sawamura is the type to be good at sex though
MamaCrow:
AlienBadBoi: Lmao I’m sure you would know that Mr. Refresher
Mr.Owl: Then Bokuto-san would be a big surprise for you then
MamaCrow: !!!
Milk: ?
AlienBadBoi: Holy shit
AlienBadBoi: Dude I’m not even gonna comment on that. I’M COMPLETELY SHOOK
AlienBadBoi: But what about u tho Tobio-chan?
Milk: I guess I will f*ck Captain, marry Ushijima-san and kill Bokuto-san
AlienBadBoi: LMAO IM TELLING CHIBI-CHAN
Milk: Why though Hinata isn’t in this group chat he wouldn’t understand
MamaCrow: Don’t be mean to them Oikawa! But why marrying Ushiwaka?
Milk: Strong spikers are strong
AlienBadBoi: Chibi-chan is gonna be soooooo mad about this lmao
SemiSemi: I think I’m next
SemiSemi: FMK Kageyama’s fangirls, Oikawa’s fangirls and Kuroo’s fangirls. I will fuck Kuroo’s, marry Kageyama’s and kill Oikawa’s
AlienBadBoi: RUDE! Those girls are the sweetest people ever
SemiSemi: Yeah but they’re so annoying during our matches
YaHOE: Lol I’m telling Iwaizumi-senpai
AlienBadBoi: Omg so u haven’t read all the IwaOi fanfic they’ve written???
YaHOE: WHAT
YaHOE: um it’s not like I search up fanfiction of u in my spare time senpai wtf
AlienBadBoi: Lol Tobio-chan has fangirls? What a shocker
Milk: Apparently Hinata boke says they always gush about how cool I am. Maybe he’s jealous
MamaCrow: BOI you wouldn’t be able to imagine
Milk: Um if I have fangirls I guess I will marry them? Then I will f*ck Oikawa-san’s and kill Kuroo-san’s
AlienBadBoi: Lmmaoooooo
MamaCrow: Lol I will kill Kageyama’s for Hinata’s sake. Um maybe I will fuck Kuroo’s and marry Oikawa’s? Seijoh girls were really annoying during our match lol but at least they seem to be cute
Mr.Owl: Kill Kuroo-san’s, marry Oikawa-san’s and fuck Kageyama’s
AlienBadBoi: Lol ur a true friend Mr. Owl
YaHOE: Lol if Kags have fangirls I will marry them. I will fuck Oikawa-senpai’s and kill Kuroo’s
Shirabun: idc but if I have to choose I will probes fuck Oikawa’s, marry Kageyama’s and kill Kuroo’s
Milk: Um where is the Nekoma’s setter? He hasn’t answered yet
Mr.Owl: Ah apparently Nekoma is having a sleepover today at Kenma’s house. So he must have gone to greet them
AlienBadBoi: Omg luckyyyyy
TokyoGamerCat: Hey I’m back
AlienBadBoi: Lol speaking of the devil
TokyoGamerCat: Um for the above question… I’ll kill Kuro’s, marry Kageyama’s and fuck Oikawa’s
AlienBadBoi: lol jealous kitten is jealous
Mr.Owl: Say hi to everyone for me
TokyoGamerCat: Will do
TokyoGamerCat: Hi all u pretty setters~ But of course Kenma is the prettiest
TokyoGamerCat: I won’t be stalking ur conver anymore hehe I promise on my Nekoma’s pride
SemiSemi: Lol ok we’ll take your words for it
MamaCrow: Please don’t do anything rash we still need Kenma in this group chat
AlienBadBoi: Lmao what a shame tho that the rest of Nekoma is here too *wink wink*
TokyoGamerCat: Not really
Shirabun: Lol
Mr. Owl: Oh yeah is Kuroo-san not snooping in your account anymore?
TokyoGamerCat: No
TokyoGamerCat: But he’s looking over my shoulders from time to time
Mr.Owl: Well
Mr.Owl: The only person who can ever get that close into your personal space is Kuroo-san
AlienBadBoi: omfg I ship it
TokyoGamerCat: Not true I mean Shoyo is close too… and I guess we’ve gotten friendlier, Akaashi
Milk: WHAT
AlienBadBoi: LMAO MY PRECIOUS JUNIOR
AlienBadBoi: YOU BETTER GET GOING NOW OR THE CAT IS GONNA STEAL YOUR TANGERINE CHIBI-CHAN AWAY
TokyoGamerCat: Um I’m not gonna steal him away in actualy fact I’m trying to set my friend up with his crush, but apparently it’s not working very well
Mr.Owl: I would have thought Hinata Shoyo was also a volleyball idiot too… but guess not
MamaCrow: Omg of course Hinata isn’t just a volleyball idiot duh hes a kind and sensitive boy whos so frustrated bc SOMEONE just wouldn’t take the damn hint
Shirabun: Lol seem like Oikawa isn’t the only match maker here
Milk: Ugh
Milk: Well if his serving and receiving improve then I will go out with him
MamaCrow: OMFG
AlienBadBoi: LMAO TOBIO-CHAN IS SO MANIPULATIVE WHO COULD HAVE THOUGHT
TokyoGamerCat: Mind if I screenshot this and send it to Shoyo?
MamaCrow: Lol the truth will have to come out anyway so go ahead
MamaCrow: We’re all rooting for you and Hinata, Kageyama
Milk: Um it’s all gonna be on him so he better learn to serve right
Milk: Hinata boke
AlienBadBoi: Lol for the sake of tru love, Yaha-chan u should take Seijoh to train with Chibi-chan sometimes when summer break arrives
YaHOE: um we’re gonna train with Karasuno regardless of reasons Oikawa-senpai
Shirabun: Ugh do you think Coach will let us train with Karasuno?
SemiSemi: Considering how much he dislikes the Karasuno’s Coaches? No. What a shame though
Milk: Um I think I’m next
Milk: FMK……
Milk: Um… I can’t think of any
AlienBadBoi: Lol that’s no good Tobio-chan u gotta contribute
SemiSemi: Do you need suggestions?
Shirabun: It can be anything lol setters are pretty much shameless anyway esp. in our own group chat
MamaCrow: yeah! You can even do anime characters if you’re stuck
AlienBadBoi: Lol I doubt Tobio-chan’s ever interested in anything outside of volleyball
Milk: I know!
Milk: FMK Shirabu-san, Oikawa-san and Moniwa-san
AlienBadBoi: OMFG
Shirabun: Why?
Milk: Well it’s because I have defeated all of you as a setter in official matches
MamaCrow: AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Shirabun: EXCUSE ME THAT WAS RUDE
AlienBadBoi: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS TOBIO-CHAN
Shirabun: SEMI-SAN STOP LAUGHING I COULD HEAR YOU FROM THIS SIDE OF THE ROOM
Milk: Um I’m sorry……
SemiSemi: Lol it’s ok it’s just a game don’t take it too hard up your arses
Shirabun: Fuck you
SemiSemi: You wish
AlienBadBoi: Lmao you swans
AlienBadBoi: I’m gonna fuck myself duh cuz im so hot. Um I will marry Moni-chan lol cuz he kinda look like Iwa-chan and kill Shira-chan. No harsh feeling
Milk: Um I guess I will marry Moniwa-san, kill Shirabu and f*ck Oikawa-san
AlienBadBoi: OMG TOBIO-CHAN LITTLE BBY <3 <3 <3
YaHOE: Kill Oikawa-senpai, marry Moniwa and fuck Shirabu
Shirabun: Wow I’m flattered
AlienBadBoi: YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE WORST KOHAI EVER YAHA-CHAN
ToykoGamerCat: Fuck Oikawa, marry Shirabu and kill Moniwa
Mr.Owl: I will fuck Shirabu, kill Moniwa and marry Oikawa
AlienBadBoi: Lmao I love our Tokyo friends
MamaCrow: I will marry Moniwa and fuck Shirabu. Will have to kill you sorry Oikawa
AlienBadBoi: YOU BROKE MY HEART MR. REFRESHER TT__TT
Shirabun: Lol I’ll fuck myself, kill Moniwa-san and marry Oikawa-san
Shirabun: It’s not like I haven’t done it irl lmao
AlienBadBoi: HIGH FIVE
MamaCrow: But omfg Semi hasn’t answered yet
AlienBadBoi: Yeah Semi-chan fess up who’s you gonna do the do with
SemiSemi: I will fuck Shirabu, kill Oikawa and marry Moniwa
AlienBadBoi: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SemiSemi: Why are you so surprised some of you did say you’re gonna fuck Shirabu too
MamaCrow: Yeah but for u it’s different
AlienBadBoi: ARE YOU JUST BEING MEAN TO ME
SemiSemi: Yeah maybe lol
SemiSemi: Am I supposed to kill Shirabu instead? When I actually have fucked him?
AlienBadBoi: WHAT THE HELL
SemiSemi: What’s there not to fuck? He’s my type
Shirabun: Stop it you’re embarrassing
SemiSemi: It’s just a game
SemiSemi: Hey Shirabu
Shirabun: What
SemiSemi: We’re sitting in the dorm’s living room with the rest of the team you know
SemiSemi: I can tell that you’re blushing from here
Mr.Owl: Please get a room both of you
AlienBadBoi: IM DEAD FUCK
MamaCrow: So um is this “small but attractive, yet still a smartass piece of shit” person Shirabu then?
SemiSemi: Basically
MamaCrow: And Shirabu, soft-lip person is Semi…?
Shirabun: Yeah
AlienBadBoi: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Milk: !!!!
Shirabun: Why are you so shocked most of you aren’t virgins
MamaCrow: YEAH WE’RE JUST SURPRISED THAT
MamaCrow: Actually no not really we knew but since you didn’t want to talk about it we thought it was a secret
Shirabun: It’s kinda is cuz I’m not technically out yet
Milk: What I didn’t realise anything what’s going on
AlienBadBoi: I MUST PROTECT TOBIO-CHAN
Milk: This is very confusing to me
MamaCrow: KAGEYAMA SON MAMA WILL PROTECT U TOO
YaHOE: Omg they went offline
AlienBadBoi: THE IMPLICATIONS ARE KILLING ME
AlienBadBoi: At time like this I miss Iwa-chan even more T_T
YaHOE: You’re so vulgar, senpai
Milk: Is it… my fault that they are like this?
MamaCrow: PRECIOUS CHILD NO. But for real you guys can totally tell right? They’re being really overt with it
YaHOE: I was just going to say the same thing
AlienBadBoi: You know they seem like one of those couples where they hate each other’s gut in front of other people but when they’re alone they’re having the BEST SEX OF THEIR LIFE
TokyoGamerCat: What a shame though I didn’t get to ask my question
MamaCrow: Should we wait for them to come back?
AlienBadBoi: Lol nah let’s wait till they come back and we’ll pick it up
AlienBadBoi: And let’s get some drama ourselves~
YaHOE: Ugh senpai you are impossible
AlienBadBoi: So let’s start with me first bc I created this group
YaHOE: Lol we should make a reality TV show about you senpai
YaHOE: Keeping up with Oikawa Tooru
AlienBadBoi: OMG good idea Yaha-chan
AlienBadBoi: Let’s see. I lost my virginity in second year
YaHOE: … we never asked for this but ok
Milk: Oikawa-san I am very confused
MamaCrow: JESUS CHRIST OIKAWA
YaHOE: Dw Oikawa-senpai is just an attention hoe
AlienBadBoi: To Iwa-chan of course it was after our match with Shiratorizawa. We were defeated by Shiratorizawa so many times before that I felt like I would give up. But Iwa-chan slammed his fist into the changing room’s wall and told me to get over myself. That giving up is not an option to him and if I gave up he would never forgive me
AlienBadBoi: OMG UR SO RUDE I’M RETELLING MY TRAGIC BACKSTORY HERE
Milk: Iwaizumi-san is quite an inspirational person he helped me a lot with my spiking in Junior High too
MamaCrow: Kageyama, so pure. Must protect
Mr.Owl: Oya?
TokyoGamerCat: Oya oya it looks like Semi-san is online
SemiSemi: Hiya~ it’s not Semi tho it’s Tendou Satori here
AlienBadBoi: GUESS MONSTER
SemiSemi: Lol SemiSemi left his phone here. Don’t tell him that I’ve been snooping
Mr.Owl: … if he reads this conversation he probably knows that you’ve been snooping anyway
SemiSemi: Oh yeah…
SemiSemi: Dw I won’t stalk u pretty setters haha
SemiSemi: I just wanna let u know that SemiSemi left with Shirabu not long ago to the garden~
AlienBadBoi: AHA I KNEW IT
SemiSemi: I’m off now~
AlienBadBoi: WAIT GUESS MONSTER
). Tuy nhiên, trong phần 3 của Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, chúng ta đã có một Stand hệ côn trùng mang tên Tower of Gray (Tòa tháp Xám).
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